Seen here lurking in the shadows of a luxury hotel near the beach in Cabo San Lucas, Princess Fiona, otherwise known as Mrs. Shrek, squints at the daylight after a night of wild partying at the luxury resort. Some rumors have surfaced that a donkey was involved in the night's debauchery, that can't be confirmed at this time. After being introduced to the world as a hot and sexy redhead, the Princess let her inner-ogre out and proceeded to pack on the pounds - a diet that seems to have made her green as well.

Chalk it up to the stress of the corporate world. The high-pressure cooker of the media circus. In any case, it cost a certain Warner Bros. Digital VP his manly coating of topside fur. Feeling down in the dumps, he thought that a certain precious bit of youth might be recaptured by growing back his long-lost hair. Sorry, Bob. That old story about the rotting fish tied to the scalp with a bandana is not true. Then he tried Rogane, by the bucket. But that smooth, shiny skin just wouldn't cooperate. Hair simply would grow.

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